well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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