I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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