Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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