White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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