Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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