I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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As it turns out, liver transplant doctors aren't big into customer loyalty programs.
Few people on TFLN will get this. I am glad I'm one of them.
I'm sure a few will figure it out when they need a new liver
Maybe you should start buying handles.
Hello ulcers!!! Enjoy the extreme pain
Is it bad that I find this normal?
GET A HANDLE
Mom?
I fee like saying "it's Wednesday" was irrelevant to the original receiver. Shouldn't he/she know what day it is?... Especially since the receiver is obviously the sober one of the two...
OP probably modified the test when submitting it to TFLN
I predict you will soon die of alcohol poisoning
Oh Humboldt, you sad little drunken town.
I wish my liquor store had one of those cards. Only thing I get is not ID'd, which is still kinda cool cause I'm only 21
They do have a card for you, it says AA on it.
vodka is for houswives and homos
Dixon? :)
I hope that was a handle you bought 3 times.
Calling ALL captains! Bwahahaha
A bottle a day keeps the demons at bay. :D
"can yu get pineappe skyy vodka?" "flavor skyy vodka is for children and pregnant women dunt be a pussy"
Not a teal text... Who states the day in a text... No shit it's ( insert day here). text are instant...
Seriouslyyyv handle that shit.
"Flavored skyy vodka is for children and pregnant women"
FIRST TO LIKE AND TO COMMENT. YESSS. also HAHAHHAHAH so bad
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