direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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