Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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