so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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