I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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