About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
40s are totally the cure
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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