Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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