who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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