That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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