dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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