Buhtt sex?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
