soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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