??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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