I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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