I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize