planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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