That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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