awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
...so i touched it.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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