You made me cry and you don't even care
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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