I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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