Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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