Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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