he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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