And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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