D3 body, D1 cock
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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