I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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