Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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