Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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