Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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