So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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