does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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