are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
The struggles of a small town man whore
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
