Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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