So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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