we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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