Do you still have your period?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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