ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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