he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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