ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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