she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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