I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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