Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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