im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I think your dad took our porno
Naked. naked and bneed help.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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