Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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