do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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