Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
