I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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