I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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