love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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