I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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