It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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