me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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