i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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