Duck Duck Cougar?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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