you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Life is so much better after having sex.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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